Maurice's barbaric YAWP

Fucking? Getting fucked?
Sucking? Getting sucked?
Rimming? Kissing? Necking? Nipple play?
Piercings? Cockrings? Dildos? Leather?
Whipcream? Domination?
Just handjobs? Okay---

want some lube?
Poppers? Coke? X?
Married? Kids? Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
Open relationship? Really? That's cool.

Out? Straight, bi, gay? Not into labels?
Hmmm...me too.

What about threeways, groups, water sports,
fetishes?
Black, Latino, Blatino, Asian...
Euro, Trannies, Bears, Twinks?
Porn? Glory holes? Sex clubs? Clubbing?
bar hopping? No---gym bunny, right?
Wigstock, Fire Island, Pride, Queer as
Folk---

I know, so over the scene myself.

From here?
Uptown, Down? East Side, West?
The Burbs? What train---local or express?
And your background? (Really? 100%?)
Sign, rising, how 'bout your moon?
Age? No way---but you look so young.
Now what exactly do you do?
Where, how long?
And what about your name?
Seriously? Nice (if it's for real).
So you gettin' close?
Yeah---almost there too.

So...what are you into?
by Michael Montlock, Queer Collection: Prose & Poetry 2007, 61-62 (Gregory A. Kompes ed., 2007).